Introducing Easy Curves! The DIY breast augmentation device that features unique dual-direction resistance. Easy Curves firms and sculpts beautiful bustlines through a full range of motion.
…AND IT MAKES TEH BEWBIES MOVE BACK AND FORTH!!! LOOK AT `EM GO!!!
jump to see the full commercial
Why am I posting about Easy Curves?
Because tits = hits. Plain and simple.
Feed your local image search engine by sprinkling your own blog with some gratuitous cleavage. Dropping suggestive phrases doesn’t hurt either. Try mentioning stuff like Jessica Simpson’s massive camel toe or Lindsay Lohan’s massive camel toe or even Paris Hilton’s massive camel toe.
I made that animated picture up there with this guide..
How to convert a YouTube video into an animated GIF
now go animate some hits and get those tits… you know what I mean

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August 28th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
can you please make an animated picture of some sluts jumping up and down?
September 8th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
[…] Number 3: Comicologist it’d seem that no one else loves me, like I love me. I read a George A. Romero comic the other day. Number 4: Wormbrain keeps on keeping on, and you should check out his post on Easy Curves. I found it highly educational. […]