wormbrain.com

August 30, 2006

SMART probe to pull DUMB stunt.

by @ 11:25 pm. Filed under Science, News

The image “http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2006/images/smart1/impactpoint2.gif” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.The image “http://ottawa.rasc.ca/kid_space/activities/young_observers/2000_april/io1.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

SMART-1 To Crash The Moon (article at NASA.gov)
The European Space Agency’s lunar orbiter, the SMART-1, will crash into the Moon on 9-2-06 at 1:41 AM EST.

This probe has orbited the moon for a few years, taking pictures and whatnot. But, now it’s running low on gas so they’re going to crash it.

There’s nothing wrong with the spacecraft, which is wrapping up a successful 3-year mission to the Moon”

That sounds like a bunch of NASA B.S. to me.

and then there’s this..

One of its most important discoveries was a “Peak of Eternal Light,” a mountaintop near the Moon’s north pole in constant, year-round sunlight. Peaks of Eternal Light are prime real estate for solar-powered Moon bases.”

Ehh sorry but you’re wrong NASA. You see, sometimes this phenomenon happens called a “total lunar eclipse“, where the Earth blocks ALL of the direct sunlight from reaching the moon. Constant, year-round sunlight my foot. Peep this simple diagram..

The image “http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Lunareclipsediagram1.gif” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

Lunar Eclipses for beginners (article)
Ok Ok, I know what you’re saying, “Wormbrain, you ignorant douche. Even though the Moon is in the Earth’s umbral shadow during a total eclipse, indirect sunlight still manages to reach and illuminate it as it is refracted through our atmosphere!”

I say that’s a poor excuse for sunlight. Or at least a poorly illuminated “Peak of Eternal Light”. In fact, during the total lunar eclipse of Dec `91, airborne dust from Mount Pinatubo blocked almost all of this refracted light from reaching the Moon.

“Peak of Not-Quite-Eternal-But-You’re-Too-Dumb-To-Know-Any-Better Light” is more like it. Plop a solar panel on it if you like, but let’s not get carried away with the name.

-

Ok so my question is..

Do I have a point here, or am I really an ignorant douche?

2 Responses to “SMART probe to pull DUMB stunt.”

  1. Worm Says:

    I don’t really see them crashing the probe into the moon as a “dumb stunt”. I just needed a funny title and that one worked for me. I’m always willing to sacrifice science in the name of comedy.

  2. atingle Says:

    An interesting post – as ever! Apparently they will just the crashing of the probe to analyse what happens when objects – such a meteors – collide with a planet. (Not that the moon is a planet). Nice to know that we are capable of further littering the moon in the name of science.

Leave a Reply

Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 License.
[copyright 2008 Wormbrain.com.]


Dr. Jennifer Keller


favorites:

Representations of Children’s Nursery Rhymes

Worms and Maggots!

Do you use AXE/TAG body spray? Sorry, but you’re an idiot.

Tricky Collision

The Top Babes of Stargate

options:

Contact Worm

categories:

archives:

other:



incoming links

www.e-referrer.com

bloggy links

button board

Linkdork.com

AfroJacks.com
Thoughts from the Sidelines Swollen Pickles College Humor Linkognito Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
imageshack.us

Noiseland
Gorillamask.net

Ultimate Sexposure

Wacky Monopoly Cards
Want to be on the button board?

Send me a pic

do not exceed 170x100 pixels! link me on your site!